Men in Charge: Bootlegged Holiday Special

Tony and Kevin discuss ways for you to give them your money; Cornelius Faust, Mad Scientist with an MFA, remembers his first great fictional love; Paradise Lost author John Milton discusses ways for broadcasters to give him more money; a live broadcast of a private therapy session with Dr. Mike, specialist in One-on-One Couples Therapy; Tim the Unitarian Minister counsels a lovestruck boy with the aid of chai tea and poor gaydar; Papa Guilder tells the story of “The Big-Eared Boy and the Dictator”; the ironic and deprecating European Philosophers save everyone from the peril of polar bears and tropical resorts; why you should probably be ashamed of yourself.