Tony and Kevin note how repulsed they are by your pants not fitting, and what the various causes for this phenomenon might be; hipsters Ellis and Trudy offer “new rules” for enjoying your grocery shopping experience at Peddler’s Pete’s (“YETI!”); Sherpa Tenzing, who saw Sir Edmund Hilary to the summit of Mount Everest, shares management tips for low-oxygen decision making; the epic quest of an elderly customer at the post office determined to get “one of each stamp” is recounted in detail; in the “Philosopher’s Corner,” Morten Gould talks Stevie Wonder and the roots of philosophy in medieval Finland.