Kevin and Tony admonish the Listener for listening to Men in Charge in gin-stained pajamas, and then explain why, in the set of parallel universes that are actually our universe, Everything is Strange! First they take you to Top Secret Hotel, where crises abound and proliferate like a handy simile. Where, for instance, are the towels kept? And are they clean or just hung up again, damply? Next, we’re moved to part deux of “Guy Burley, Responsible Budget Steward and Public Bartender” of Commanding Heights, where you can smell the plutocratic armpit up close.